I dreamt I went to a party in Oxford. It was in one of the colleges but I wasn’t a student. We were in the cloak room trying on gloves and there were all these cacti in pots. I stole one of the cacti and left with my friends.
We were walking somewhere and we got lost. We ended up in a different town. We were at Paul Daniels’ house. Paul Daniels had a new stage show that was travelling the world in which three midgets in blackface performed sex acts on stage. Paul Daniels was one of the midgets.
Paul Daniels had a small penis and big balls.
