Ukip Golden Shower

There was a family of immigrants. One of them took text from my website and changed some of the words and was sharing it on facebook. I wanted him to undo the changes and give me credit. Then another one of the family grabbed my tobacco tin that had all my bank cards in it. I tussled with him to get it back.

There was no toilet in their house. They gave me a jug to pee in but I peed in their bath.