I was going to a school run by evil nuns. They set maths homework where the answer to two of the questions was “Coalville”. I didn’t know what a Coalville was in numerical terms and my dictionary didn’t have the answer. I told the doctor and went back to the school. I pretended to be asleep with a silver dinner knife under my pillow.
My friend from University was there doing her Art A’level. Her boyfriend was there helping. She had left a large sculpture called ‘Spring’ in the garden.
The nuns were evil.