I was living in the USSR or a country very like it
there was this national hero who was coming back from some mission
and the people were wild about him
and his love story with his sweetheart
but it turned out that all the people had been sprayed with pheromones
so we all went awwwww no matter what
and actually he was a bit of a pig
and then he was assigned a job cleaning up radioactive dust with his friend
and they had sort of robot suits to wear
and the bosses were coming and his friend didn’t put his suit on fast enough
but the hero guy was too old and bulky
and the younger friend got given a slimmer modern robot costume
and he put on the helmet saying “I am truly alone now”
you could no longer tell he wasn’t a robot
and he had no job for a while things looked bleak
but then he got a job at a roller rink
and his new sleek look was very popular with the ladies
he was like a robot sex toy
meanwhile the hero guy just got forgotten about and cleaned up radioactive dust forever
