Gay Centaurs
I dreamt that I lived in a huge old manor house that was rickety and had loads of rats. It also had a huge swimming pool which had algae growing on the sides but the…
Category: Animals
Musical Rat Organ
There was a famous psychologist who did experiments with rats and mazes. He started building a machine that had several swords swooping down. He practiced and practiced until he could precisely touch between the swords…
Shire Horse
I was riding a shire horse. I rode into a shopping centre. I rode down some steps. I couldn’t find the way out. The way out was up an escalator.
First Hominids and Dog Thieves
I was an academic studying ancient hominids. I was very happy because lots of new bones had been discovered and they filled in lots of gaps in human evolution. All of human evolution was pretty…
Pet Rat
I dreamt I had a pet rat. It was a white rat. It had hurt its leg and my ex wrapped its leg up in sellotape. I took it to the vet. The vet said…