Gay Centaurs

I dreamt that I lived in a huge old manor house that was rickety and had loads of rats. It also had a huge swimming pool which had algae growing on the sides but the…

Musical Rat Organ

There was a famous psychologist who did experiments with rats and mazes. He started building a machine that had several swords swooping down. He practiced and practiced until he could precisely touch between the swords…

Shire Horse

I was riding a shire horse. I rode into a shopping centre. I rode down some steps. I couldn’t find the way out. The way out was up an escalator.

First Hominids and Dog Thieves

I was an academic studying ancient hominids. I was very happy because lots of new bones had been discovered and they filled in lots of gaps in human evolution. All of human evolution was pretty…

Pet Rat

I dreamt I had a pet rat. It was a white rat. It had hurt its leg and my ex wrapped its leg up in sellotape. I took it to the vet. The vet said…