Evil Nuns
I was going to a school run by evil nuns. They set maths homework where the answer to two of the questions was “Coalville”. I didn’t know what a Coalville was in numerical terms and…
Category: Painting
Polynesian Carvings
I was in the back sitting room at school. I was redecorating. There was a red patterned carpet so I decided to paint the walls cream and white. I hung polynesian carvings on the walls….
Gypsies
I was going to the park. I was carrying my daughter up the hill. She was a toddler and just wearing a nappy. She had short hair. Suddenly there were lots of gypsy caravans. The…
Human Canvas
I was an 18th century lady who was a portrait painter. I painted on canvasses made of human skin. It was ideal for oil painting. I developed a new style but didn’t get the recognition…