Evil Nuns

I was going to a school run by evil nuns. They set maths homework where the answer to two of the questions was “Coalville”. I didn’t know what a Coalville…

Spanish Mafia

A man ran away from the Spanish Mafia. He walked all the way to China, where he was captured by the Chinese Mafia after he had met up with his…

Time Travel

I was time travelling with my daughter’s dad. We went to a wild west saloon and a speakeasy in the 20s. He got very drunk.

Saxon Baby

We were all Saxons. The Vikings were invading. We travelled on the subway to avoid the vikings. There was a 30 mile long underground tunnel between our settlements. I took…

Cult Leader

I hooked up with a tall skinny black cult leader who preached about coming nuclear war and the end of the world. His cult were all homeless people who followed…

Plastic

I was a heroin addict and I was married with a 7 year old daughter. I had a social worker and was on probation. I had to clean up my…

Runaways

I dreamt I was on a Greyhound bus in America and this girl I used to be best friends with was sitting in the seat behind me. In the dream…

Hedgehog Acid Trip

I was a psychologist studying language in infants. I recorded their spontaneous speech about pictures of animals. A hedgehog was a zipper pain prickle ball. Suddenly I was talking to…

Musical Rat Organ

There was a famous psychologist who did experiments with rats and mazes. He started building a machine that had several swords swooping down. He practiced and practiced until he could…

Walt Disney

All Disney movies had been banned. People who watched Disney movies were being rounded up. They were paraded through the streets naked and then shot.