Policeman

There was a young policeman. He was a volunteer and in training. He was a teenager. He was accused of attempted murder. He didn’t get representation in court. He said it was self defence and…

Wizards and Cats

There were four wizards training to be wizards. They had to go through many different levels. Each level they had tasks they had to do. On one level they had to defeat cats. The cats…

Gypsies

I was going to the park. I was carrying my daughter up the hill. She was a toddler and just wearing a nappy. She had short hair. Suddenly there were lots of gypsy caravans. The…

Crack Head

I was in the house which we used to live in when my daughter was small. I was drawing lots of pictures. My friend who was a crack head was there. My mother came to…

Shire Horse

I was riding a shire horse. I rode into a shopping centre. I rode down some steps. I couldn’t find the way out. The way out was up an escalator.

Brownian Motion

I had a dream of a dystopian future. The population was very sparse and people had arranged dates.  There was some kind of danger. I had a great sense of foreboding. This woman’s husband had been cryogenically…

First Hominids and Dog Thieves

I was an academic studying ancient hominids. I was very happy because lots of new bones had been discovered and they filled in lots of gaps in human evolution. All of human evolution was pretty…

ISIS Superheros

There was a troupe of superheroes who had been trained by ISIS. One of them had a yellow and white suit and a cape and could fly.

Human Canvas

I was an 18th century lady who was a portrait painter. I painted on canvasses made of human skin. It was ideal for oil painting. I developed a new style but didn’t get the recognition…

Ukip Golden Shower

There was a family of immigrants. One of them took text from my website and changed some of the words and was sharing it on facebook. I wanted him to undo the changes and give…