Gay Centaurs

I dreamt that I lived in a huge old manor house that was rickety and had loads of rats. It also had a huge swimming pool which had algae growing…

Musical Rat Organ

There was a famous psychologist who did experiments with rats and mazes. He started building a machine that had several swords swooping down. He practiced and practiced until he could…

Pet Rat

I dreamt I had a pet rat. It was a white rat. It had hurt its leg and my ex wrapped its leg up in sellotape. I took it to…