Japanese Paedophiles

Dreamt about Japanese paedophiles who trapped their victims in a magic book. The book was in english except for a crucial passage which was in German. If you read it…

Robots

I was one half of a young couple dressed in 50s type clothes fighting with another couple who we knew were evil alien imposters At the end the man smashed up…

Gay Centaurs

I dreamt that I lived in a huge old manor house that was rickety and had loads of rats. It also had a huge swimming pool which had algae growing…

Afghanistan

I dreamt I joined the army and was shipped to Afghanistan. On the first day two of my buddies were vaporised by an IED right in front of me. It…

Evil Nuns

I was going to a school run by evil nuns. They set maths homework where the answer to two of the questions was “Coalville”. I didn’t know what a Coalville…

Spanish Mafia

A man ran away from the Spanish Mafia. He walked all the way to China, where he was captured by the Chinese Mafia after he had met up with his…

Time Travel

I was time travelling with my daughter’s dad. We went to a wild west saloon and a speakeasy in the 20s. He got very drunk.

Saxon Baby

We were all Saxons. The Vikings were invading. We travelled on the subway to avoid the vikings. There was a 30 mile long underground tunnel between our settlements. I took…

Cult Leader

I hooked up with a tall skinny black cult leader who preached about coming nuclear war and the end of the world. His cult were all homeless people who followed…

Plastic

I was a heroin addict and I was married with a 7 year old daughter. I had a social worker and was on probation. I had to clean up my…