Adopting Tom

had a dream about trying to adopt a little boy and doing a satanic join the dots in the dream my house was infested with rats because someone broke the…

Japanese Kidnap

I was kidnapped and taken to Japan by my husband’s business partners during a messy divorce. After I escaped I had a lot of trouble coming back through Japanese Customs…

Robot Police

I was in Oxford and I went to stay with an old friend of mine. She lived in a huge ornate house built in the napoleonic era. She was very…

Mud

First of all winston churchill’s nephew won a colouring competition during the war with his oil painting of a picture called “the fountain of the four winds” and it turned…

Robot Lover

I was living in the USSR or a country very like it there was this national hero who was coming back from some mission and the people were wild about…

Japanese Paedophiles

Dreamt about Japanese paedophiles who trapped their victims in a magic book. The book was in english except for a crucial passage which was in German. If you read it…

Robots

I was one half of a young couple dressed in 50s type clothes fighting with another couple who we knew were evil alien imposters At the end the man smashed up…

Gay Centaurs

I dreamt that I lived in a huge old manor house that was rickety and had loads of rats. It also had a huge swimming pool which had algae growing…

Afghanistan

I dreamt I joined the army and was shipped to Afghanistan. On the first day two of my buddies were vaporised by an IED right in front of me. It…

Evil Nuns

I was going to a school run by evil nuns. They set maths homework where the answer to two of the questions was “Coalville”. I didn’t know what a Coalville…